What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 06:04

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!